Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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she wasn't 18

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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hit the thumbs down button

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Hi? No!!!!!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Anti Joke

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