Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Womens rights.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Woman's Rights

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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