- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Drunk irish man

hi to the world fromthe world

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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