- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Penis penis poop butt

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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