when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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