- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

Black History Month

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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This one sucks!

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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