What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Woman's Rights

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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