What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Your Mom.

Women's Rights.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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