- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

what smells worse then shit Drew White

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

want a balloon? yeah

vagina, hehehehehehehe

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

wanna hear a joke? no.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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