A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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I am a nigger.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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