What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

An English man walks into a pub.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Life is an elephant, get married.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Anti Joke

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