there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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whoa there

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Bake until golden at 375

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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