Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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