An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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knock, knock come in

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hipsters

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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The Pope

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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