What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

thumb_up thumb_down -25

rebecca is a hard worker

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

thumb_up thumb_down -27

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

thumb_up thumb_down -33

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

thumb_up thumb_down -35

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

thumb_up thumb_down -37

I have a crush on my dad.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

thumb_up thumb_down -49

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops