- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

knock knock. who's there? someone.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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