there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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