Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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pickle juice?

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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