what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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