no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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black guy graduating high school

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Is this where I type the joke?

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