What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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