Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Anti Joke

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