- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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