- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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