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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

rebecca is a hard worker

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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