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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Penis

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Pickles

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