How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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since when?

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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