What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

hi to the world fromthe world

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Hi? No!!!!!

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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