- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

Like if you like big tits.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

terry stockton is straight

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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