Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Two girls are sitting quietly.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

Knock knock. Who's there?

Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

I'm so hungry I could eat food

I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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