Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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9/11

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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