Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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