- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

Paperclip... BANANA?!

Jews.

Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

Once upon a time, your face.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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