roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Women's rights.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Anti Joke

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