what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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9/11

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Women's rights.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Anti Joke

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