What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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