Fine, you got me there, I have already made sure that you get your compensation, it is the least thing I can do you let me know if anyone claiming to be part of my order bothers you again, I promise I will personally enforce strict guidelines in order to ensure that such a thing never happens again. I hope you will trust me, I will no longer call it the Order of Nero, but as you know we cannot reveal the true name of our order. I also agree to meet you in person so we can further discuss this impeding situation which I will give top priority. Truth is Nero, that I used to be one of your co workers in the underground, and my attempts at saving what is left might not be as ideal as the goals we are set to achieve are, we simply cannot expect that people excel at greatness at the first go. Of course this grave incident is not even near a "mere lack of greatness" but rather a group of people that yes, sadly have rightfully claimed to be members of our society, yet I need you to come to terms that this was a huge oversight in my vision for a new and "improved" underground society, and not a intentional attack at you and your personal security. I submit to your demands, and I ask that you partake in a small number of meetings where we can all discuss and further develop the necessary guidelines required to further solidify our foundation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Women's rights.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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