What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Women's rights.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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a man died

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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9/11

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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