How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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9/11

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Women's rights.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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