Women's rights.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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who drinks pee? katness

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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knock knock whos there not me

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Poop

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Jews.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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