wat?

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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JFK

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Jews.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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9/11

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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