- Anti Joke

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers