A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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penis

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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