Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

You know what sucks? Yes.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

gay marriage.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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