An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Yes.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

Spread the net.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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