An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Bake until golden at 375

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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