roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Guess What! HI!

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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obama

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Fiats

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Anti Joke

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