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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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