why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

rose are red violets should be purple

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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