- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

A walrus walks into a bar

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Your mom.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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