What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Black people

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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