- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

since when?

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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.....Carrot Top....

The WNBA.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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