- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Shit!

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Knock, knock. answers door

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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