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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

vbh

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

pickle juice?

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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