There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

Knock knock --Come in.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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