What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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