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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Men, get on the boat.

Is this where I type the joke?

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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