A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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Yes.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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