Melbourne Football Club.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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I have a crush on my dad.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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