what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Yes!

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Like if you like big tits.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Anti Joke

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