How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Obama

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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