Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

What do you call a black priest? Father

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Samantha

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

I never asked for this.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

meme

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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