What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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