what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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God is real

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Anti Joke

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