- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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