O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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why do you care?

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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all these jokes suck ass

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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