A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Matty B

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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