- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

I have a crush on my dad.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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