What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

neil patrick harris

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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